CHRISTOPHER GREEN is an English teacher in the Bronx, where he tries very hard to convince his kids to care more about high school than he did. He has published pieces in many print and online journals including The Baltimore Review, The Ampersand Review, The MacGuffin, and The Rumpus, as well as in New York series such as Liars’ League NYC. He currently lives in Manhattan with a cat named T.S. Eliot. He is a graduate of Centre College in Danville, Kentucky, where the roots of this book are laid.